Phone rings, woman answers.
The Pervert, with heavy breathing, says, "I bet you have a tight **** with no hair?"
Woman replies, "Yes, he's watching the golf - who shall I say is calling?"
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The Pervert
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Sanj
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Don Coffey
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) ) ) are these all your own work or have you been trawling the net? Either way, a nice set of jokes. 
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Chompers
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amacman
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Mostly old jokes found on the net .
My own jokes are a bit different . Some often get taken the wrong way .
The replies to a couple of the Yorkshire jokes are funnier than the jokes themselves .
My own jokes are a bit different . Some often get taken the wrong way .
The replies to a couple of the Yorkshire jokes are funnier than the jokes themselves .
